4 months have gone by

Where the f#$k have I been?

Time slips away more easily the older one gets. I don’t know if anyone has said this before but if I search for a similar quote online, I’m sure someone will have said something like that.

I could do the hip thing and just ask some AI bot to make me a quote with the same effect. But then I’d be left with some shitty emotionless schmeng of words that causes people to think for a bare minimum amount of time and has the profundity of a sponge. It feels like my brain doesn’t brain as well if I use AI to start doing things. I prefer NI. (Natural Intelligence of course, but could also harken back to the thing that certain knights say. IYKYK)

For the record, nobody has ever accused me of using AI to write anything. I like to think that it’s because I write with a skilled and unique voice, but I know it has more to do with the number of typos that I miss before hitting the publish button. I know you’ll find one in this article if you keep readying. (Seriously, you don’t even have to look that hard - they are usually really obvious.)

So where have I been and why haven’t I published anything here or a podcast since January? And why do I feel like I owe you an explanation?